- used the bread knife and a butter knife to cut open a cantaloupe and make herself an early morning snack
- rifled through my bag only to be found chewing gum and popping Altoids at the same time
- consumed an entire bottle of homeopathic teething tablets that were atop a bookshelf for her sister (she was in timeout at the time after going AWOL from the yard).
- stuck another maxi-pad on the cat
- built a cardboard doghouse for herself (and asked Ry to do the cutting)
- learned the phrase “you’re in the doghouse”
- used a tampon as a microphone
- still managed to make me laugh while being sent to bed rather early
Conclusions:
- no parent merit badges awarded today
- it’d be great if my brother finished the door to the bathroom closet so we could lock it (hint hint!)
- it’s a good thing we don’t clean with chemicals, use serious pills, or have, say, machetes laying around
- we do feed her, I swear
- she is, indeed, rather lucky to be both cute and clever.
